Here is a quiz for you, folks. It's similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "You know you're a redneck" skit and it's called "You know you're a Repcon," i.e. Republican conservative.
Here we go. If you think a family making $100,000 year should pay a higher percentage of their income in taxes than a guy making $20,000,000 year, you're a Repcon. If you think that hiding millions in secret, offshore accounts to avoid paying taxes is good financial practice, then you're a Repcon.
If you think that making the rich pay their fair share should be spun to be called wealth redistribution, you're a Repcon. If you think the price of gas should be determined by billionaire oil futures traders manipulating the market for profit, you're a Repcon.
If you have no ideas of your own on healthcare or immigration but criticize everyone else's, you're a Repcon. If you think that anyone who runs for president has to be a rich, white, Christian male, then you're a Repcon.
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If you think that women's rights should go back to where they were in 1920, then you're a Repcon. If you think it is good policy to shut down the government at the cost of billions just to get your own way, you're a Repcon.
And finally, if you believe that the best way to save the economy is to slash Social Security and Medicare and give the money to the rich as another huge tax cut, then you are truly a Repcon
Congratulations to all the winners. You now join the ranks of fellow Repcons Palin, Bachman, Cruz and Gingrich.