Ten years ago, did you imagine that Planned Parenthood would be the center of our national political life?
No, 10 years ago we were just worried about George W. Bush and high oil prices. Sometimes I miss high oil prices.
On Wednesday, the House passed a bill to keep the government running until December. Only 91 Republicans supported the idea, because it included funding for Planned Parenthood. (Thank you for keeping the national parks open, Nancy Pelosi.) John Boehner resigned because he was exhausted with the fight.
Right now the House of Representatives has at least three different committees investigating Planned Parenthood. That's a lot of committees, although you do have to remember that there were once seven investigating what happened in Benghazi.
And the current House special Benghazi investigation has now taken longer than the one that looked into Watergate.
"Everybody thought Hillary Clinton was unbeatable, right? But we put together a Benghazi special committee, a select committee. What are her numbers today? Her numbers are dropping," majority leader Kevin McCarthy bragged to Sean Hannity on Fox News.
McCarthy is hoping to succeed John Boehner as speaker, and he's probably nervous about all the praise Boehner has been getting lately for evenhanded leadership. McCarthy's remarks sounded awful to innocent bystanders -- aren't these things supposed to at least pretend to be fair?\
But it was probably meant to reassure his supporters that the team has never really faltered in its commitment to insanely irrational partisanship.
We will look forward to the questioning when Clinton appears before that special committee Oct. 22. But about Planned Parenthood ...
This week's episode involved an appearance by Planned Parenthood head Cecile Richards before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform. Some critics have claimed the members made no attempt to actually get any information from their witness, but just made speeches for the cameras.
Well, duh. At least they let Richards into the room. Which is more than you could say for the Judiciary Committee's recent hearing on "Planned Parenthood Exposed: Examining the Horrific Abortion Practices at the Nation's Largest Abortion Provider." Richards was fine, whenever she could get a word in edgewise. She explained several times that Planned Parenthood's federal funding was mainly just Medicaid payments for treating low-income patients. However this is a concept that her opponents made it clear they plan to never get their heads around.
Peering down at Richards, Rep. John Duncan Jr., R-Tenn., noted that the Boys & Girls Clubs of America "received $26 million from the federal government, compared to your $528 million. Seems a little bit lopsided to me."
Richards mildly noted that as much as she respected the Boys & Girls Clubs, it doesn't do a whole lot in the way of providing health care services to Medicaid recipients. Unmoved, Duncan then demanded to know if Richards would defend "the sale of baby body parts."
This is, of course, a reference to those heavily doctored videos that are supposed to prove that Planned Parenthood sells fetal tissue for a profit. They have been determined to be false, false, false on one count after another, but the anti-abortion activist who made them has never been invited to a congressional hearing to explain anything.
The committee members are also sure that Planned Parenthood is replaceable. In the immortal words of Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio, they believe they can just "shift the money from an organization caught doing what they were caught doing and give it to the community health centers."
You can tell them a million times that there aren't nearly enough providers to take care of all those low-income patients. You can show them congressional studies. You can also tell them that Planned Parenthood wasn't caught doing anything. Never mind. It's hopeless.
Several Democrats on the committee charged their Republicans colleagues with sexism because they continually interrupted Richards and talked over her answers. (Rep. Gerry Connolly of Virginia complained about "the disrespect, the misogyny rampant here today.") But to be fair, this is really standard operating procedure in the House these days, and Richards, who is the daughter of former Texas Gov. Ann Richards, is not exactly a delicate flower.
Her interrogators also harped on her salary, which is more than $520,000 a year. It's a lot of cash, but not a stunning amount of money for a job at that level, even for a normal large nonprofit where the challenges are mainly administration and fundraising.
Being at the helm of Planned Parenthood in the current climate is more like steering a boat carrying unstable explosives through a rocky and narrow channel while surrounded on both sides by enemy pirates throwing burning torches and threatening to close down the government.
The base salary for the head of the Boys & Girls Clubs, by the way, is $576,000.